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1. His breath grows loud and quick, like there’s not enough air in the world for lungs; like he wants to inhale my body and everything that I am, maybe swallow me into his dreams.

2. He becomes heavy, and he’s not ashamed of it. His arms are like sandbags draped over and around my waist. His skull sinks to the pillow. He’s heavy in his sleep, and he’s not ashamed.

3. He sniffles. He periodically scratches his nose. He snorts. It’s like his subconscious is laughing at me. Like he knows I’m watching him and he’s teasing me. He thinks my infatuation with him is funny. I think it’s funny too. Funny how I can’t get over him.

4. He is beautiful

5. He is quiet, apart from his gentle snoring, which is almost nice to listen to. He is peaceful. All his pessimism is gone. Every sad thing about his world has stopped existing. I have never seen him like this before. He is unconcerned. He is nonjudgmental.

6. He comes and goes so quickly. Abruptly, his snores stop, his eyes are open, he’s asking me what I’m doing, why I’m awake, he sees I’m writing. He doesn’t stick around to hear me answer.

7. I kiss his face, and he accepts it.

8. He is soft and pale. His skin is all the blanket that I need. I want to be enveloped in it. I want his body to ripple over me. I want to go swimming in the layers of his back and taste every pore of his chest. Every inch of him is asleep. Every inch is mine for the taking.

9. In the morning, he will get up and leave; I will sleep for hours. But for now, he slumbers, and I watch.

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u know u fucked up when u still haven’t slept yet and u hear birds chirping outside

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I have two potential ID pictures and I know exactly which one I’m going to try to submit

I under stand that my head is tilted by a professional smile???

How is my smile not professional???

Let’s try round 2.

Rejected again.

I’m very confused. I must inquire further. 

LEGITIMATE LOUD SCREAMING THIS IS IT, THIS IS THE DAY I DIE

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THIS WAS THE ONE CLIP OF ROBOT CHICKEN THAT MADE ME ALMOST PASS OUT FROM LAUGHING SO HARD AND FOR SO LONG

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i cant believe this

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don’t ever let this die

i just watched this 20 times in a row..

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